High Priest of the Cosmic Bong: Intergalactic Vibes Only

You didn’t just stumble on a tee — you unlocked a higher dimension.

Meet the High Priest of the Cosmic Bong — the interdimensional stoner sage who rips galaxies and exhales timelines. Cloaked in sacred smoke, his eyes are nebulae, his fingers trace constellations, and his pipe? Forged from a dying star.

This tee isn’t just for chilling — it’s a wearable trip.

Perfect for blunt rotation under moonlight, psilocybin hikes, or simply vibin’ with the universe.

Wear it. Light up. Float on. 🌿✨

• Classic fit
• 100% Cotton (203 g/m²)
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless twin-needle 2.2 cm collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tear away label
• Unisex, machine washable, durable cotton blend
• For sizing details, click here.